The following exchange took place last night.
Husband: Hey, do we have anything for gas?
Me: Like, to treat it or...?
Husband, sarcastically: Um, well, did you think I would want a pill that
Me, suddenly realizing the stupidity of my response: Shut up.
Husband: No, seriously, do they even make medication for people who
to be gassy and uncomfortable? 'Cause who would buy that?!
Me, laughing: Shut up!