Recent musings from the (master) bathroom.
Me, puzzled: Why is the floor wet in here?
Me, louder: Why is the floor wet in here?!
Hubs, approaching: Where?
Me, examining my moistened feet: Here, by the toilet.
Hubs, thoughtfully: Oh...well, Asher [our four year-old son] was in here last so....
Me, realizing the meaning of his words,
violins playing in my head: It's
Hubs, suppressing a chuckle: Oh, babe, I'm sorry.
Me, furiously washing feet in bathroom sink: Dear God, did he shake himself like a wet dog or something?!?
Hubs, Swiffer Wet Jet in hand, enters toilet area: Whoa! I don't know....
Me, scrubbing toes, mumbling: I can't
standing in pee!
It was just
, and I put my
You dudes are lucky you're cute....Sweet li'l munchkins. :)